KENDALL WA
CRISTO (2017)
CRISTO by Kendall WA. This album is a lap around heaven!

Alotta Pressure
My ride suicide/
my life suicide/
my mantra do or die/
my side west side of chi/
That's alotta pressure that's alotta pressure/
Focus you Taurus/
rained thru the sheets its porous/
had her yelling Diaw Boris/
all the way to the chorus/
who got that new Kenny they hoarding/
no one been this sick since Lauryn/
literally/
bout to check mi self into rehab I'm feeling it g/
pillow case full of pop rocks/
poured coked in the nostrils n mi bed room/
whole place exploded veins were loaded/
models were groping me what a wet dream/
I feel I can't wake outta my sleep/
all mi detractors keep appearing in my dreams/
all mi detractors upset when I do well/
how you really feel deep down do tell/
traded my car for a sunset/
i roared to the rays are you done yet/
i just want this day over/
cuz mañana Ima rent a bulldozer n crush all your clovers/
buenos noches to your good luck/
too long I felt stuck like oh shucks/
we moving on/
I don't care bout yo theatrics/
or any of your wishy washy tactics/
I feel like trump don't pay taxes/
yet still elected how backwards that is/
I feel like trump demean women/
I feel like trump so my opinion/
as trump is away w the Mexican/
but I still want mi tequila as they exit/
cristo turn water into wine/
mess around I'll turn yo monkey ass into swine/
here sweet here sweet in mi passenger seat/
be mi veep and a secret to keep/
peachy like princess/
hit the southside touch all the sisters like incest/
was an ass man but I been breast/
it's now my thing cuz on them I rest/
Austin in the house/
Lawndale in the crib no fib/
we high class doctor pepper no pib/
baby here you chug no sip/
As I digest I might sex/
a pretty brunette in a tight dress/
a tigress I digress/
we don't regress homie try this/
City of God
There were rosaries on the floor/
bodies by the door/
everyone knelt to they knees/
'twas time for Friday's feast/
we been fasting all week/
it was time to make peace/
it was time to take a piece/
spent the next weekend drinking/
Who's city is it/
the lord savior please save us/
we were trapped w the vagrants/
but we know what our place is/
I heard it's lined w gold/
I heard no man is poor/
I heard no child is hungry/
make you think god must not love me/
If i if I had a tablet/
w a chisel I'd ask where your ass went/
no boobs they drained so soon/
no one listened tho my point is moot/
it's a shame everyone looking for food/
when god put plenty in the living room/
even made a swimming pool w lil swimmers/
we can gut n cook dinner but we perish like all the sinners/
we turned into ginsu/
knives cut threw that thick layer of bullshit/
if I spoke Hindu I wouldn't be closer/
mi English is sposed to piss em off more so/
I'll learn español so I can hop on the boat/
that trump's volunteered to make sure floats/
n we can go to a more flourishing depot/
you don't want us here I know/
As they bomb Aleppo/
I'm going let's go leave America shores/
could it possibly get worst/
the greatest country on earth n we bitching to the dirt/
all this lifting of skirts/
all these bitches getting revealed learning to heel/
roll over play dead for we make it permanent/
having each other's back is purtitant/
I dunno what I would do if I didn't have the west side of Bethlehem/
and all them mans/
and all this frankincense and mur/
the birth was a blur the death was by murder/
the rebirth was a concern lead to more murder/
and pain in the name/
all this faith in vain stop yo complaints/
step outta your lane stop faith in vane/
Guadalupe It
Cut it chop it lady of Guadalupe it/
make that ish sound sicker than breast cancer or lupus/
I created the blueprint they stole it n built a mansion/
my architecture is here it's something I won't abandon/
how many ripped me off and masqueraded as original/
a Halloween costume should be me how criminal/
this ain't no subliminal more like a you're welcome/
if I was Yahweh plagues n frogs I would pelt em with/
like a virgin I never felt em/
like an artist don't get mi credit/
when I die from a self inflicted gun wound in the middle of a farm/
w mi ear severed swearing that I meant no harm/
maybe you'll extend your arm maybe you'll stop being a plebe/
ya dweeb pardon me I'll never bow to mi knees/
you got the wrong kong I don't fall from the empire/
there's no top floor I always reach higher/
sire mi nombre giant as Andre/
cooler than Ponce competition is donde/
donde high beams foggy/
my reign continues its soggy/
King Kenny king Kenny kong Johnson/
king of fresh air took a breath was unresponsive/
was taunted was haunted was a bad dream whisperer/
kicked the ghost of jealousy mile high in Denver/
September was the coldest month this winter/
I remember January unleashed mi embers/
when I'm pissed you will feel dry weather will yield/
hurricanes will spill dams will be built/
in my honor will be quilts will be swords mace n shields/
made of the finest steel like Shaquille O'Neal/
championship after championship/
flood the Amistad that ain't a champion ship/
so slick it's a BP oil spill/
all these blacks in Louisiana still/
we ain't run you out yet/
how can we get them in debt
King Kenny king head of thorns/
king leave em running like blood out the door/
king feed the poor more knowledge more power to ya/
more odd movements but yet more balance to ya/
more recognition of your talents/
more diversity for ya ballots/
more of a way to sway to gods palace/
we can be fly when we graduate to afterlife/
so when I die don't cry I'll let the clouds cover my eulogy/
cuz I spread across the land fairly n truly/
bullishly run thru cell blocks/
pardon my fam watch no hell on my watch/
I just wanna see happiness spread/
we been left for dead they tried to rip our hearts to shreds/
but we persevered n became what they revere/
so cheers
Faith in Vain
Can I tell the truth about Maxi/
we were 15 years old/
can I tell the truth about Maxi/
2 quid n she'll blow/
follow me these bumbaclot running outta luck/
shucks 2 bucks bets trench town/
get down wave yo Jamaica flags/
Kingston inna the crib I'm inna ya ribs/
so maxi I enter da crib n see what it is/
another wilding out black kid/
that's it she remember when I was skinny well skinnier/
her mama invite me dinner but I ain't feeling her/
I always felt my sister was a lil too loose/
always staying open like a moonroof/
a full moon transformed these baboons/
we change our attitude and started grinding at noon/
n she was twerking n nude n I'm certain mi shoes is worn out/
maybe that's why she did what she did/
felt her future was none brighter then dim/
that's how we grease the tracks n start to skid/
She used to trick 2 kids at 17/
6 months later tits dragged down to her knees/
but she still was pretty to me oh my taste/
I mean we go back all the way to myspace/
n there were a few times that I caved/
but I let excuses get in the way/
like mi mama need help or I gotta study for math/
when you knew n I knew no matter what I barely pass/
there was the time I had mi condom halfway on mi shaft/
but it wouldn't roll down that was the end of that/
so she let other men smash not kids I mean men/
these dudes was in they 20s n we was just kids/
she used to bring em to the dance to make me jealous as shit/
they used slap on her ass they used to grab her tits/
could you blame this kid for wishing that she was his/
mi crush since 15 how we end up like this/
I'd rather lie in a ditch than have to be a witness/
I'd rather stay in the trench then hit the battlefield again/
I'd rather stay in the distance n watch you raise your kids that/
coulda been mine now u off my wishlist/
No Food
So we got no food/
can I snack on snack on snack on you/
I'm beyond that mood/
2 weeks on a horse w no nombre/
sauntering w mi hombres/
hot as heck beads o sweat/
got mi forehead drenched getting quenched ain't a cinch/
I'm in a pinch been hanging dry off a cliff/
for more than a wink mirage every blink/
what do it take to make me freak/
or weak in the knees till mi love is pouring/
took you for granted now mi mind soaring/
you probably sleeping peacefully snoring/
I'm ordering could you deliver to me/
here's the tip of mi dick take it to the bank chick/
a blank check been the payments/
been a peasant n a vagrant now I'm changing/
only if you lemme in to put it in laymens/
ain't no part o me playing/
If I if I touch your heart/
is that a start to how we make art/
can we build an ark will you be my plus one/
conjunction junction luv yo functions/
full course meal more than just something to munch on/
get rolling pins ain't nada bunching up/
I'm looking for a full stretch/
falling in luv is that farfetched/
each kiss more wet than carmex/
what's for din din then is it Tex mex/
Tex Avery characters ain't even this savory/
I 'tot I saw a pussy and big delicious mammories/
take care o me/
whisk me like Christmas caroling/
a distant land w heroin/
you nicotine you all the above/
I wanna be yo canary/
your therapist masseuse secretary/
lay on mi pad up in mi pad/
our time of the month w o the pad/
it'd be so sad if I close mi eyes in an empty sack/
tonight I'd feel like a quarterback w no line/
just got lined up babe it's showtime/
I'm magic in his prime/
you prime rib you the best cut/
you fulfilling I ain't asking who's next up/
make a killing when you flex butt twerk it on mi lap/
got me saying oowee nena throw it back/
I'm shooting made you look/
my movements made Putin read mi book/
this is the Kremlin Halloween Ima gremlin/
can't you see the resemblance while I'm beating the kitten/
Chicago USA
I been all across the globe I ain't never felt love like this before/
ain't never felt that soul from head to toe/
you ain't down for the cause then you gots to go/
let the wind blow ya out don't let the door hit ya/
show respect this was here before ya/
it'll be when ya gone or decide to move on/
cuz you figured it was more than just a groupon/
this ain't Disney this is whitney/
pretty but under the nails is gritty/
a man that was born in this chi city/
made me n now what was I is we/
no one compares in this country/
the westside always keep me company/
I hit my lowest lows I got somewhere to go/
god bless thanks for keeping 100 Joe/
Maybe we don't fit yo style maybe we a lil too wild/
maybe we a lil too culture fo ya podunk ass/
why not go back where ya came from/
nothing's worse than this lil curse/
Americans incur where they feel they better/
doing menial things that any color/
can do as well kill ya self/
what was the point of all that education
just let your whole life go to waste it's/
shameless back of the yards know
nothing but pride in Chicago/
yell southside yell westside
we keep it left right/
mi cousins mi nephews mi niece n mi uncle/
mi tia mi abuela mi hermana y mi novia/
Two Hands
It takes 2 hands to clap/
2 souls to give dap 2 participants to combat/
takes 2 blacks to have black on black/
to initiate contact so stop that/
takes 2 blacks to start a revolution/
n spark the change from the institution/
takes 2 blacks to hang from tree/
to wake you I see emergency/
Can I get 2 hands wa do dem wa do dem/
a scam is this land quick sand/
I'm dammed like trapped water 2 shotters n spotters/
wack a mole n these otters whole life dishonest/
had pride then pawned it died n re spawned n/
tried to change in a violent rage/
that night we hang we used to bang/
refused the chains broke from a slave/
mentality rewashed now back to same/
am I sposed to be normal am I sposed to conform to/
lower forms of this world you don't seem to get it/
no matter how I much I spit it I'll never be acquitted/
a bad man how dare you reach for the fabled/
promised land lye your head back on that table/
off w yo cabeza scoff at yo appraisal/
2 shots to naval hopefully it's fatal/
Can I get 2 hands wa do dem wa do dem/
a scam is this land quick sand/
a quick hand could pick n dip man/
a quick man could glance n stick man/
a sharp man knows our plan has sharpened/
knows jargon and has friends that's spartan/
probably 300 of dem ready to part w/
these earthly belongings is that shocking/
the things we value are valueless/
I'm tryna take us higher where the Valium is/
where the powder is where the ticket to numb mi soul/
they beat us down many generations cold/
I heard those who seen struggle no/
tell me what I can n can't feel this is real yo/
how can we walk away when you step on toes/
how can we function when you turned us vegetable/
Blood on my tongue spit it in the cup/
I sat it on mi girls ass CULO is a must/
shake your ass for the revolution damn the institution/
all this collusion n confusion/
if I had mi a crystal ball I got 2 of em/
grab em n make a wish oh you cute huh/
I'm sposed to sit n get beat turn a cheek/
till they Rosie as peach or so to speak/
maybe we need more THC in el agua/
drugs is the vacancy/
so Elvira remind the ghost of Frankenstein/
how to get to mi frequency/
n remain enlightened frequently/
if you believe you can achieve so take a peak at me/
so every piccany from west side to Piccadilly/
to every favela your life ain't vanilla and you ain't a killa you're lovely/
What do you tell a kid who can't afford education/
what's your option to all my drug babies/
crime attempt to rhyme/
hit 3 pointers or sprint for yo life/
it's a got damn shame that's how we conditioned/
if you ain't entertaining yo life ain't worth shit kid/
shave yo head be afraid of dreads/
black is ugly that's what they said/
you unemployable cuz you proud of your soul/
clean yourself up be better than them no/
ever thought how Africa could really be/
if we built them countries/
instead we were shipped but face it this ours too/
you should be proud to wave the flag dude/
I will the red stripes represent the blood from mi people/
all that just to be equal/
Hello Heaven
What do we live for what do we die for/
do we survive do we try what do we strive for/
if all it is is to take another breath/
I need to rethink this whole life set up/
when you ball so hard in your hands/
n they cupping your face you on your ass can't stand/
when you walk into church n you can only hold your head/
when it burns n u slipping deeper into that sand/
I gotta say/
hello heaven/
I bet you'll never open up lately I been questioning faith/
n wondering what's the point as I been going insane/
as I been carrying weight as my wings have been clipped/
while in sulfur I'm dipped as I'm bleeding w crips/
as each moment ticks n I stumble in pits/
I don't understand a thing God you notice it/
My life my life is filled w strife/
I've lived I've died I've laughed I've cried/
I've wondered why oh why/
I live this lie/
two three days go by/
heartbeat won't stop/
try
Is it bout money is it bout letting it rain/
are my days sunny does the rain ever abstain/
are my friends cool are they going outta they brain/
can I help a bit or do I just turn the other way/
is my girl getting every purse she ever ask/
am I paying comed on time/
when I cry do it matter are my hands God/
if I cup mi head does He feel every sob/
does He watch the unemployed n guide them to jobs/
does He walk by our side when we fall/
is He the blind mans cane is He the sinks drain/
does He flush afflictions wish them good riddance/
is He the kitchen full of soup it is/
a thought I'm thinking every thanksgiving/
does He look out for us in the land of Lincoln/
you set us free but then you gave us crucifixion/
A loss a gain I'm off again/
i cough the pain of novocaine/
my charity is therapy/
another breath is scaring me/
i tried to let it wash away/
ignore the calls to fade/
hello heaven hello heaven will you open your gates/
hello heaven hello heaven shall I turn away/
The Movie
Can I please give you some whiny bullshit/
I think it would benefit us both/
can I attempt to sabotage this relationship/
it's goin a lil smoothly ya know/
look at me look away/
do you keep getting attracted to mi face is it magnetized/
the impact on yo life can't be minimized/
I basically created I don't sympathize/
if one day I up n left would you cease to exist- probably/
once I split/
if you fell in the forest n no one was around to hear ya boo hoo/
no one would hear you ya Yoo-hoo/
no matter even if ya bled like soo woo/
you got boo coo emotions so I'm toasting/
Comedy Central roasting did you notice/
I bounced cuz u bogus you ain't my FLOTUS/
you ain't the Michelle to mi Barry/
you more that chick JFK married where's Marilyn/
for the perilous that are scared of this/
no wonder he ain't hit marriage yet/
Can I please give you some whiny bullshit/
I think it would benefit us both/
can I attempt to sabotage this relationship/
it's goin a lil smoothly ya know- wink wink/
why everyone ask why I'm moody/
why every cop I pass I envision he gon shoot me/
why I feel uncomfortable sitting in the movies/
why I choose to vacation in the boonies/
why everyone wanna holla at my babe/
got God I must got great taste/
ever since I breaked w that one let's not bring her up/
delving into the ugliest parts of the scum/
that couldn't get washed clean in the tub that's my past/
that used to be my ass but you can have it bruh/
just know I tag everything/
when you done w Kenny you never really/
and every next man gon forever feel me- feel me/
I'm catholic priest guilty/
banging the nuns it's all in good fun/
life under the sun under the sun/
If my life is a movie then I envision myself being played/
once again once again/
why I can't I rewind this tape/
am I safe am I safe/
am I insane am I tame/
have I changed will I ever be the same/
Put mi on Netflix Hulu/
the fruit of mi life like juju/
that's bad juju get you a voodoo doll/
you can be like all mi exes n send me hexes/
we split like brexit Messi/
like Lionel but I knew my direction/
when everyone questions I answer to cancer/
to pisces twice to Gemini/
if it's a lie then I die in the afterlife/
as well all these twitches casting they spells/
all these bitches gasping like hell/
laughed when I fell/
moved on w my successor/
shattered all mi pictures on the dresser/
took 2 weeks to find out who was the lessor/
what a mistake sent me a ledger/
I don't respond to the past if I did this long I wouldn't have last/
people tryna make a splash/
n mad dash back to what we had but what we had/
has been fragged/
sad but life goes on/
kiss on the rose adios/
the only remnant of you left is this prose/
and no mo'
The Ocean
Coming from the Chi it be Do or Die
tornadoes of flow or should I call it Tongue Twista/
going up n down the streets of Gotham leave you haunted like the joker
or should I say the riddler/
pitter patter of snow in 40 below
toes froze thru my shell toe winter coming hell no/
winters coming -
pain in abundance 13 yr old blood running/
west side thuggin' south side got the drive bys
all I can say is welcome to old Chi bitch/
so now we gotta change it cause today's kids growing up w same anger
it never changes
so I'm thanking lord Jesus for keeping me here this long
sanity intact thank God for this bong/
the rips long same dance n song
if a chance came along we woulda been long gone/
what a beautiful city ruined by terrorism
thug negros discouraging squarism/
when you think outside the box to a rectangle
has it ever come to your mind you still confined/
the only shapes we know ovals circles
to mi unborn I've already hurt you/
did I do that yes you did Urkel
left our hearts purple/
All this murder/
doesn't do well to serve us/
all this violence/
need I remind us/
not long ago we got along/
somewhere down the line we split apart/
we let em make us enemies/
and seal off our entries/
2 shots is 2 too much/
3 shots have gone too far/
4 shots will we see what we done/
will our minds run like blood/
will our hearts then open up/
will we save our daughters n sons/
Or will we just turn another cheek kill another geek/
who coulda deserved another week/
500 murders in 9 months/
is this really a thing to be proud of/
they took Jaquizz n now I stand up/
fist up man up/
we upset when other races don't care/
but we don't budge just stand here/
when our people tote glocks/
n mow each other down like cops/
when is a life worth something/
when do our rights disperse some/
when can we not walk outside in fear/
oh dear/
when you look at the way we reared/
when inferiorism is seared/
in the back of our scalps it appears/
another cliff edged near/
how can I get ahead here/
w my prospects are dim/
when they tell me I need to just stay here/
w they Cheshire grin/
when everyone's against me/
when every promise empty/
the life of crime is tempting/
teach me how to rise simply/
Breakfast at Esperanza's
What's the occasion immigration/
Satan really hatin'/
amazing what I'm thinking/
escaping be mi baby/
take it mi corazón/
all yours no chloroform/
is needed head over heels scheming/
how to be w you dreaming/
when it's forbidden/
you kidding I can't love a vixen/
I can't love a innocent/
no such thing as picking/
is everything prearranged/
if that's a thing I'd rather hang/
Mona Lisa madonna/
Marilyn Jane Fonda/
no Brittany no tiffany/
this is breakfast at Esperanza's/
Woke up in a hurry/
last night been blurry/
yo backside been curvy/
yo mama been worried/
n I have been deserving/
a serving of your tea/
what tea bootea/
telenovela movies/
mystery scoobie doobie/
and the gang couldn't even solve a thang/
what put me next to you/
same thing that put me on you/
and you on me honestly/
I'm ornery n horny/
nnnow we leave/
n wake up for breakfast plz/
Some people are so bitter/
they mustn't feel warmth all winter/
they hate our love wanna see us cry/
till our tears are icicle and seal our eyes/
but even if god made me blind/
I know I have an angel by my side/
yo beauty goes beyond sight/
as the hippies say you're outta sight/
ever since you came into my life/
I ain't had one lonely night/
what's a fight what's a fight/
make up at desayuno fuck n fight/
on the counter on the floor/
what's a bed on the door/
partly clothed or none of the above/
my 2nd love was better than the 1st/
IPray
Back when my homie got murdered/
n I contemplated a life of carrying a burner/
n my ma grabbed me in the garage n started crying/
n said whatever you trying – stop/
probably what kept me from frying/
I was just gon mow the lawn n listen to the Fugees like it's brand new/
n count every recognizable sample/
afterwards hit up my pandas so we can hit this bamboo/
gotta fat sack we refer to as Shammue/
cuz yo ass will be swimming probably soil linen/
like spud from trainspotting choose the life you'll lead/
you never guess at 15 which way you'll lean/
n at 16 the same will be at 23/
7 years later n you reaping what you sow/
greiving w yo boys about the past wishing it last/
not so fast what about all this cash/
innit scratch all that matters/
give n take that/
I pray you'll see the light someday/
I say we gon be right one day/
My grandparents are getting older/
n I try to visit n remember all them digits/
but they Health is failing n I think about my mama/
if she was to drop HOUSTON I now gotta problem/
to be 12 years when I wrote her that song on a/
Mother's Day said I wanna buy her a home/
n take care of bills like you did me n your others/
then I think about her mother's mother what a tall order/
if I was to have a child how would I rear em/
in a positive direction would I steer em/
will they be an unruly teen will I fear em/
dear god adulthood is rearing/
its ugly face again/
I can't just wipe it off like spray tan can I wait for cloudy seasons/
will it peel back can my life hit rewind to last summertime/
can I always have that big of smile/
You know how people always say they gon change
n they do for a week/
then they go back to doing the same thing/