Washington Monument (2012)

This is the 2020 Remaster of "Washington Monument" released 4/22/20! - 2012’s “Washington Monument” wasn’t released properly cause I was dumb. I rushed it and made some mistakes when releasing it. What was originally a Ed/KW collab, fell apart and became the original version. Half of it was pretty creative, the other half was me reaching for something I WAS and just not being able to hit it. There were so many wtf moments I eventually just took it outta circulation. What shoulda happened was what I do now; forget everything I’ve done and start fresh. So here’s an amended version of it! It’s 6 songs shorter and more meaningful because of it. Featuring the song “Drift” which for some dumba$$ reason was never released?!? Stand out track is “Arms to Hold” with Ed, that beat is 🔥 🔥! Now on my bandcamp.✌🏾

Anchor 1

Crucified

I waste my time/

just to get crucified/

in this time of do or die/

i spend my life

Just so I can get crucified/

crucified crucified

Back from the stomach get acid washed/

I'm passed the squashed point

a bastard yall point/

at ur boy/

strap em down n hit deploy/

firing squads in Illinois/

to kill ur boy its filicide/

I'm villified n paralyzed/

cuz I won't abide so u stare w eyes/

n burn a hole right thru my soul/

u step on toes n say its my roll/

Yahtzee I performed an Operation/

successfully u called it an aborration/

the summation of my frustration/

salutation when ur done hanging me/

could u save a piece of cake for me/n wrap me in Charger drapery/

Get lucified w a cutie pie/

w the bluist eyes n the moodiest smile/

she a beautiful bitch n she quick as a whip/

wears a skirt so thin tight blow in the wind/

n she walk w a grin cuz she know its a sin/

to keep doing it to Ken neglecting her friends/

stopped goin to church even quit her work/

parents went bizzerk flunked the semester/

she keep running to me like Devon Hester/

I'm her endzone she dance n make gestures/

she gotta Kodak smile ballerina legs/

keep me on my toes as she pire in bed/

after I pray in my head I ain't close to death/

cuz I gotta repent after I'm done having all this fun/

banging a nun n taping her shut/

so she don't scream or mess my tapestry up/

Pompeii

I spent my time on this earth/

long enuff to realize that I have been cursed/

i sat long enuff on this perch/

long enuff to realize I'm here to get hurt/

i carried so long this feeling/

I now know there's no way to heal it/

I been for soo long reeling/

i now know its time to start stealing/

maybe I won't get away w it/

but murder so far's my only option/

if I survive ima auction/

everything I owns up for adoption/

my soul erodes to another form/

so I got no qualm if u swarm/

baby I'm gone

baby i'm gone

that's my inferiority that's the college sorority/

Idk who was luring who but I know they were learning me/

reading me like an open book blanket me like a open sore/

peel off my scabs replace my wounds/

we talk of cabs to take us the most distant moon/

we pick up the tabs wine bottles we smash/

we drink like we in Dublin redheaded my ass/

I kickass n dash kardash inherit stash/

dont work for spit I just show my ass/

I expose my life don't care if u asked/

exposé sex portrait/

in Detroit I'm poised w a hot babe/

I'm hard like wood floor she walks on my genitals/

she digs in her heels I stay cuz she a centerfold/

my insecurities my infurity/

this is mein kampf mein impurities/

In grand rapids I spit rapid go till I'm flaccid/

im packin so if I'm caught sagging

my junk gon be blocking the sun cuz its massive/

my insecurities at least I carry a big stick/

n when I wanna feel better I just borrow a lick/

of the guitar ima pillAr/

the strongest post on the rictor

would only leave a scar/

tumbling down I don't tumble

stumble around but I don't fumble/

I just get cooking oil for my shuttle

blank rebuttles n leave all rubble/

pompeii here's some volcano ash

splash/

I think I have said/

wat I am wat I was wat I have been/

take ur ash outta my trash bin/

Now u just showing off/

mow em off tow em off take em all to the dump/

now u jus owning all/

cut em up punch em up u r evil sephoroth/

killing aeris popping cherries ripping clouds/

makin bloody noses put em in piles/

wild get riled up

hang nail I'm filed up/

I'm catalogged w the best of em/

do push ups see where the chest gets him/

thats wat u tell ur son tryna be me/

this jack tripper this ain't Genie/

this ain't magic this ain't gameshark/

this is hard work this ain't a straight shot/

this is 15 yrs of going on a curvy path/

there's no lookin back/

this is 15 yrs of blood sweat n tears/

Encased in Glass

do u luv me not tonite/

do u want me not tonite/

do u luv me not tonite/

do u want me I said not tonite/

took us 2 yrs to get together/

took us 3 yrs to break up/

we spent 5 yrs makin up/

its stressful u take the cake of/

the most frustrating roadblock/

known to human existence/

u can barely even handle cock/

I wish soo much to end it/

but we can't we too deep/

Kendall its our anniversary/

shit I wish u had a bad memory/

cuz mine's smaller than ur own mammories/

the stuff we says inflammory/

I hope it breaks ur camry/

I hope the breaks go snip snip/

aw I guess its time to get a big grip/

ain't no way outta this ship/

i gotta sink I gotta flounder in/

it I feel like a gutted fish/

hooked on the hook I'm the main dish/

Our souls in a mausoleum/

my toes no longer beating/

blood flows no more leaking/

my organs done peaking/

my elbows done bending/

my back is done lending/

a stepping stone for ur limbs/

ur dreams in flesh skin/

I've been in sheep skin/

lookin at ur sheepish grin/

ill forever be sleeping in/

God take me I won't commit/

earthquake move ur lips/

r u pissed if I move a hip/

if I trip will u catch this/

or use it as motivation/

salacious frontations/

frontiers my vacation/

i live in a waste land/

ima vault boy shake my hand/

got my pip boy I'm searching/

for something mire lurking/

no smile some smirking/

seeing u has me irking/

This n that its just the past/

n for right now/

our luvs encased in glass

We in Beirut the looks u shoot/

are reasons not to move/

u got me by my tail got me in ur spell/

my lifes a fail/

My time is drained to put it plain/

i can't relive again/

my face is in my palm/

I'm reading psalms/

Take a cat nap/

wake up hear u catnip nip nip nip nip at me/

I don't wanna chat/

but u gotta keep keep keep keep keep keep drag dragging me/

deep in the slums/

deep in the ocean w a plug/

a toaster to light up the sun/

a foreman grill to spill/

all my blood still/

is there more to reel/

I thought I was a inglorious bastard/

but u my master/

pussycat faster

lead me to my disaster/

damn this chasm/

I got spasms

How I Learned to Love the Bomb

ur phone is more interesting than life/

ur eyes gon get ruined if u ain't already blind/

instead of talking to me u stay glued to the screen/

when right under ur nose u could be gold mining/

the things that we could be is a blessing is a sneeze/

I'm confessing to a dream of my poetic scheme/

oh my nomadic means my democratic being/

my souls been enslaved by Kony/

no its she notice me/

if u won't grow w me/

its a gosh darn shame a golf cart babe/

compared to a Ferrari that's my day/

I'm at the gym w no membership writing with no penmanship/

gosh all I need is nothingness to tip my ship/

this is censorship/

oh shit do u know who the victim is/

Platoon balloon who the baboon/

who's the bafoon that don't get much room/

I had an open seat but u bussed to/

ur destination what the fuck boo/

ima foo fighter n I a/

am ever long but why won't u try it/

I made a hut for us to dry out/

u locked me out n forgot inviting/

I (eye)

mine are swollen/

like I been hit by Ryan Nolan/

u make worst decisions than James Dolan/

I could implode NY w my Roland/

can't u see the carpet we unrolling/

can't we kiss before the bomb smokes us/

feel the mist before it straight soakes us/

could u focus do u notice/

I spend most my time ducking n covering/

speeding n spuddering under ur breath ur muttering/

could u luv a bit/

if not maybe u can shove the tip/

cuz this is disgusting/

I give u my life yet u don't trust me/

I threw my coat in puddles body on land mines/

to make sure u step freely thru the sands of time/

could u answer my question/

why u only do stuff on my suggestion/

why u eat good while I got indigestion/

why I work soo hard to give u blessings/

I lost breath n u ain't give chest compressions/

I choke blood while u were plotting how u could live/

without me

our love our this/

whatever it is is a bomb gon tick/

Revolution Drums

That ass in them jeans is it all that u got/

looks from me is it all that u caught/

wat do u think at nite on ur cot

is it bout ur future wat u r wat u not/

wat u coulda become before u got worried bout beating drums/

that had nothin to do w ur bum/

am I really close to the sum/

is the wound so sore n fresh that its numb/

whole life u were told u were just scum/

Fe fi fo fum ur fairy tales done/

at jus 21

how come/

u too old now huh that's the outcome/

didn't accomplish anything in ur teens/

might as well throw it all away now let's drink/

let's smoke let's toke to the loser u is/

are now cuz u failed at gymnastics/

lets wrap up ur life in saran/

armor like samus aran/

cry in ur caravan/

feel sorry for ourself man/

u cry soo much need a dam/

hoover w maneuvers mam/

gamble in las vegas an/

flash them titties for the cam/

bet slow down before u look in the mirror in aw/

cant even recognize that waterfall/

I seen many aids infected turkeys/

who once were butterballs/

Got it all or u want it all/

gotta ball or wanna ball/

wanna collapse or wanna fall/

wanna break a hip or nothing at all/

oh I get it u want it all free/

ur the type that don't believe fees/

ur the type to cut all my trees/

n fill condos to half capacity/

u are the businessman that I hate/

crooked to u a synonym for straight/

look upto u to get in the way/

of the prosporous y u in our lane/

u get jealous when others succeed/

instead of bettering urself u take it from we/

take our settlements n turn it into colonies/

take our colonies n fill it w ur disease/

guinea pig us to test ur vaccines/

make us walk on egg shells as we sneeze/

burnin coals w burnin feet/

laugh the second u turn a peek/

we revolt but we got sticks/

u got guns who gon live/

u got cures cuz u invent/

all this airborne illness/

so u can swoop like bald eagle n gut us fish/

hold our organs up n snicker bout it/

I don't think I need to be specific wat I'm talkin bout

let's vote em out/

Got nothin n u can shove it/

stuff it in the moment that u plummet/

dip it in ur bullshit hummus/

could u run it far away as u thumb it/

could u point out a crash car dummy/

look n the mirror see the Target on ur tummy/

pull ur brain out ur nose like a mummy/

u don't deserve it anyway cuz u bummy/

stop thinking so u scuzzy/

start stinking so u scummy/

aint bathed ain't shaved u fuzzy/

fungi n the drains all pluggy/

bonzai ur jokes ain't funny/

spit in my face ima hit u till ur nose start runnin/

betta catch it buddy/

its sprintin to the exit honey/

do u see our plight do u need our light

do u see we're tied/

like Eddie said u tied our hands now we're all goddammed/

its just unfair so if u don't care u will feel our stare/

u will get scared rip out ur hairs all I need is a dare/

n a lil care bear I can strap to a bomb to wake a upperclass mom/

when the ticking stops u hear a pop

and see flowers bloom for ur lawn/

its peaceful force to reach ur fort/

u can't choose to ignore cuz we comin forward/

Guns Girls and Gangsters

A city like mine its got many people like u/

so stop acting like u an original/

they walk in they brand new shoes/

get em stomped on n wanna act like criminal/

throw wild tangents scream n kick/

never subtle never use subliminals/

these bandits neglect they kids/

and participate in drive by vehicles/

Guns girls gangsters outlaws/

shoot em up bang bang watch how many fall/

clint eastwood w the 45th stood/

in Pioneer Square up to no good/

A city like mines got many people like u/

so stop thinking that u an original/

act like u own it prove it show it

none of us here are even aboriginal/

they look for a man to pay her bills/

and visits to neighborhood clinicals/

she sleeps at the mall on the hill/

pops pills at the club n dances like n animal/

I feel like u should know but u refuse/

u don't even live ur own life convictions don't flow thru u/

its all a lie its a diatribe/

u bitter beer bitch why/

would u act like u legit/

grown no u just an oversized kid/

put the gun away boy scout/

put ur fist up or dip out/

PTSD - Currently Unavailable

Marijuana Van

The luv of my life don't gimme the time/

in my yard there's a big tall prickly pine/

they shake rattle n like to fall in my eye/

so my luv thinks for her I cry/

no sympathy

just emptiness I need the weed/

I sow the seeds I farmer john I know i'ts needs/

I quit once I quit twice but hold it gee/

the only thing I can constantly be holding/

it nvr attempts to wriggle free/

it ends my attempts at wiggling/

it calms my nerves n makes me a simpl-ting/

sometimes being intellectual is daunting/

I'm sauntering n pondering vaulting/

to another planet I'm done commenting/

on the state of human affairs n wondering/

id rather get smoked out n stay wandering/

Life in a recession can leave u in depression/

so the essence of expression is something that we beckon/

getting laid off graduating college in debt/

being under employed wat the heck/

these are the times when great artists sposed to collide/

but instead bs is on the rise/

all this foolish pride leaves the next generation really screwed/

get the Philips right now I'm tellin u/

I'm tearing thru n yelling at who wants to sue/

the news is the blues n a myriad of hues/

dazed n confused as I count my loot/

its all leafy now that's my peacock plume/

it grows w the shrooms n the moss in my room/

my vans comin to a full stop near u/

if u wanna drag take a hit of this fag/

from UW Husky to Gonzaga Zag/

My world closed noones close/

im in the arctic now my heart froze/

i gotta warm it up fire it up/

spark it up lift my compartment up/

open the glove fire then give a tug/

my latest luv wanna feel my thumb/

i film the bud inhale all the crumbs/

u on candid camera pamela/

got my hand a rub then exchanged a dub/

got dimes n nickels for the weekend nu-uh/

u got bricks just bricks

well homie duh/

just open up I gotta whole bus/

I gotta van that I'm now living in/

when my morals left n found no reason to live/

i stopped tryn n life cuz its a waste of my time/

if u find a stem its prob a piece of my spine/

Olympian

Gotta put it simply man luv all the envy man/

used to walk empty hand now I'm olympian/

I remember back mama if u notice/

in the 5th grade she told me to focus/

who ever thought in Ms Nagashimas class/

she'd bash poetry into our heads n our ass/

so I learned to concentrate as my ARM fluctuates/

why I need a gf my damn journal was my date/

whoda thank these thangs when u doin these thangs/

tomorrow ull wake up w a mysterious dame/

next wk u gon hear she tested positive for aids/

kinda crazy n amazing wats beyond this day/

one nites a mistake then the next 18/

u got the blessing of raising a li'l star shining/

or u can take the easy route n dim it at the outset/

dump it in the garbage or adoption is ur outlet/

how wet will u let the rain soak ur skin/

before u crap out go in and decide to call it quits/

Idk the answer to that cause ima soaked kid/

thats probably why I'm now a pure olympian/

I'm not hero u want I'm the hero u need right now.

I'm not the artist u want I'm the artist u need right now.

I remember back at my J.O.B./

i wondered if I'd ever get paid homie/

if I could pay bills by doing what I luv/

i was shaking these hands I was greeted by hugs/

i was frequenting clubs I was getting lots of luv on the surface/

but deep in the ocean they weren't surfin'/

my presence make u nervous disaster u been flirtin'/

by bursting up on the scene

endorsing someone like me/

how dare u try n succeed by acting differently/

u better go straighten up n start acting more like Steve/

when people listen to me they just fueling my dreams/

buying or downloading I thank all equally/

my family don't understand so they don't follow man/

the moment I get on top they'll all wanna be my friend/

I told u I lost friends I hope they don't come back/

to bring me down get away from me w all that/

U know how long I rode the bench/

u know how long I've had this 7 yr itch/

u know how long I've let em bully me/

now all yall gon be full of me/

its funny how many r influenced by/

a kid who didn't even like his own skin/

cuz he told again n again again he can't win/

quit n don't ever try again/

i had a coach say blacks ain't smart enuff to be a qb/

play running back – ass/

fact is I was nvr absent/

kept wrkn knowing it ain't the end/

a wise man would say u gotta struggle to succeed/

a smart man would say u gotta pray on ur knees/

that the locks will burst cuz noone likes sharing keys/

tho theyll bandwagon hop the moment u succeed/

Non Stop Climax

It's like the day I met her she said I really really luv ur swag/

n wat u say back

i said I hate that word use another discriptor/

I deserve a desert w spritzer/

but every chick I get throws knuckle ball splitters/

I luv the sunshine but ur winter/

nips all hard kiss all hard give a scar/

dip from the bar get out my dreams get in my car/

tell me lies tell me I'm the only one in ur heart/

tell me fibs pop lids from ur bag of tricks/

have his kid tell me its mine gon be a bitch/

brew ur witchery

I knew ur history/

i thought u would change if u gotta hint of me/

no no no no no no

I'm ripping our photos/

wat was our main focal n why we steer so far from the road/

we die to grow

it might be slow/

ight u know

ight u know/

Non stop climax

nvr ending orgasmum

What makes the world turn

is it the same thing that'll make it burn/

wat makes adults learn

is it the same thing noone has heard/

we wander in 360 degree/

u cry the things u decree/

would u severely agree/

the world's fly paper yet we can't stick to a single thing/

my phone ring I don't pick it up cuz its prob u/

id rather be alone or tackle the city zoo/

grabbing a stone etching ur name too/

cursing our death all the fat that we chewed/

wat we did means nothin now we thru/

nxt wk we'll be holding hands toes bare n the sand/

the nxt wk we'll be fighting neighbors will call the police/

nxt wks make up sex a diff kinda beat/

nxt wks black eyes flowing tears and a pack of ice/

nxt wk cars keyed torn up property deed/

We got the greatest luv not/

when I go u say stop/

i just got here go home/

u just dug up my bone/

why we gotta share the same home/

occupy the space n flow/

fung shui tongue sway/

my way suction/

sucking me in/

down a spiraling den/

I can't defend/

myself to the end/

we pop pop pop/

our balloon swelled/

it pop pop pops/

all ends well/

Arms to Hold

U live ur life tryna survive/

or is it jus a by product sprinkling from ur eye/

are u in a time where u strive to rebuild ur whole planet/

every breath that u take u see wats at stake/

or do u play it by ear or feel the vibrations/

that ur fingers make like Beethovens baby/

I'm beethovens 13th a toddler nursing/

on the teet every beat wind surfing/

been searching n flirting w uniques/

I found this flow in my hospitals boutique/

went to school graduated don't fact check/

I gotta mortgage on pez I live in its neck/

flip it up POP me out of ur tape deck/

take 6 I'm having sex till my nxt set/

flip it up POP me out of ur tape deck/

take 6 I'm having sex till my nxt set/

U take that 6/

u take that kit, kat, acid mix/

u wake up early just to skinny dip/

in January in the northwest/

u freeze ur ass off n brag about it/

u lose ur mind but do great w o it/

u talk to urself n know u ain't skitz/

know ull break ur mamas back but yet u still step/

ur homie passed yrs ago but u still wept/

nvr saw em buried but u know where he slept/

ever ask a chick to join u caress/

thru difficult times but she don't bless/

u w her presence instead she w her friends/

she say she feel bad but won't relent/

u say its fine she reply God ur nice/

then afterwards “hey it was a fun nite/

Should of came”

I'm just messing w u now wat u got on my forty/

an orange n a orgy for my lil pony/

the life I live is phony

so let me exit all u lil jabronis/

the people's champ is here w macaroni/

a slice of poontang pie from pretty Anna/

n Hannah I met em both in Savannah/

we soo drunk to the point I couldn't stand up/

im wandering alone ever since w my hands up/

asking for hand outs

someone had to slap me friggin' silly/

to realize my ability n back into stability/

to let me to her home let me bathe let me shave/

let me have fun again invited me to a rave/

then we misbehaved so bad I got tazed/

it was the most fun I've had since the 7th grade/

shooting craps in the hallways some dropped acid/

boning chicks in the bathroom till I'm flaccid/

call aflac I stalled my hatchback/

in the middle of Aurora so they jacked that/

i was in Rainier w grenadier pilots/

when I got explosives on me there's no violence/

ill turn this bitch to modern warfare 12/

i throw like Danny Wuerrfel once all the pins r dispelled/

off a cliff I rapell w torches lit up the mail/

no longer paying my bills/

get ur fill of prescription kills/

count ur till cuz I stole a mil/

I occupy a house w Italian tiles/

i feel like a mob boss baby when I lay u down/

I feel like a king when I open my mouth/

its no longer a dream that I'm moving these crowds/

to my nieces n nephews I hope u proud of me now/

I just wanna be a good role model to u out

Drift

Now my homie Chris took me to this car show/

told me at the outset it would be the ish/

now we live in Seattle we left when it was sunny/

by the time we got there everybody was drenched/

we was down in Kent when I witnessed for the 1st time/

w my virgin eyes

something that caught me by surprise/

back wheels turn left front wheel right/

at the stop light I saw em swerve by/

now this was “turrible”

like sir Charles would say/

scratching up the sides had parts flying in ways/

they weren't engineered to sway/

before this the most exciting thing I seen

was john deers on the freeway/

saw another losing control I thought but it was perfect tho/

I gotta Subaru can I do that yo/

he had a WRX/

got out the car he was a she

What the heck

Go head n drift

blow the fans a kiss/

dont u slip cuz the wall ull hit/

stretch that tyre over that rim/

grab ur seatbelts get a grip on this trip/

Wat r those tyres u call em stretch n poke/

well I'd like to bend u over stretch n poke/

she ain't like my joke

my confidence erode/

drifted in the wind like the Honda w the kit/

like the Silvia w the gold rims that were shaped like spiders/

everyone was trapped in his web wire to wire/

i watchin I was listening to all of the comments/

the competition was solid/

I usually come to these things to grab booty/

usually a studious Julie round 23/

greets me we kick it we skipping n dippin'/

but then I saw some rc cars start driftin'/

and I thought it was ridiculous my camera I was flicking it/

guess judging now I'm picking the/

winner of these lil meets n all the people that I meet/

hella cool hella clean I gotta keep up w these things/